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KAZAKHSTAN MINISTRY OF INFORMATION PRESENTS A KAZAKHSTAN TELEVISION PRODUCTION IN ASSOCIATION WITH BAGATOV FILMS My name Borat. I like you. I like sex. It's nice. This my country of Kazakhstan. It locate between Tajikistan and Kyrgyzstan... ...and assholes Uzbekistan. This my town of Kuzcek. This Urkin, the town rapist. Naughty, naughty. Over here, our town kindergarten. And here live Mukhtar Sakanov... ...town mechanic and abortionist. This my house. Entry, please. He is my neighbor, Nursultan Tulyakbay. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. Great success. This is Natalya. She is my sister. She is number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. Nice. This is my mother. She oldest woman in whole of Kuzcek. She is 43. I love her. And this my wife, Oxana. She's boring. What you say about me, you skinny piece of shit? Not now, please. Why don't you do something usefuI and dig your mother a grave. Come in here, please. Ignore. This is where I lives. My bed. This is a VCR recorder. And this play cassettes. Now I show you outside from my houses.


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